Blogging About A Former High School Secretary In Quebec Brings Lots of Blog Traffic & Samantha Ardente Update

I found this too amusing not to post about. People of the interwebs you are uber-horny! You folks probably remember my post on April 9 “Samantha Ardente”: If You Didn’t Want To Be Caught You Were Working In The WRONG Place well it seems it has been responsible for a massive up-tick in this blog’s traffic – mainly to that post.

What do you mean? You may be wondering. Well what I am referring to is that when my friend decided to google the name “Samantha Ardente” from his iPhone the first hit that popped up was my post linked above. I am unsure why this happened but it did…strangely enough it didn’t happen when I tried it on my BlackBerry or on my computer. Maybe Steve Jobs can explain it. Either way when I searched the same thing on my PC today my post came through in Chrome on the first page and in IE9 on the 3rd page (still pretty high up in my opinion).This is the only thing which I can attribute this massive increase in traffic although in order for it to mean anything you horny interwebbers must be actually clicking on the searches!

Still not convinced? You want more proof that Trekkie Monster from Avenue Q was right and the “Internet is for Porn”? (See a clip here for what I am referring to if you don’t know.) OK! You got it! It is only Wednesday and I already have beaten my traffic for all of last week by close to 1,000 hits and it is still growing. Before this, my site’s traffic was growing steadily because I was blogging every day but this explosion is all due to Samantha Ardente.  My top searches for the past 7 days all relate to Samantha Ardente in some manner in terms of the first 25 search results bringing people to my blog. Numbers 26 & 27 are “rotisserie chicken channel” and “importing chrome bookmarks to ie 9”.

So I want to say a thank you to all you horny people who came to this blog looking for Samantha Ardente and I wanted to welcome you to my blog. I also want to encourage you to look around and read some of the other less sexual material, when you’re done doing what you’re doing…and maybe wash your hands first.

LASTLY An Update on Samantha Ardente:

This comes via Canoe.ca Samantha Ardente’s name is actually Julie Gagnon.

The former high school secretary has now announced that she has found a new job  – posing for nude photo spreads! She will be featured in Summum Magazine’s May (Mai in French) issue which hits the stands tomorrow. If you want to check out Summum Magazine’s website be aware it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK as it is an ADULT MAGAZINE – here it is http://www.summummag.com/.

As well, she has launched a website (I couldn’t find it with a quick search) and she plans to sell a range of sex products under the Samantha Ardente brand. I wonder if this will be marketed to French Canada only or not.

Lastly, it is now being claimed by Samantha Ardente aka Julie Gagnon that the 14 year old student who was reported to have wanted an autograph from her actually wanted oral sex. When she refused, the student put up the Facebook page and told the entire high school which is what outed Ms Gagnon and caused her to lose her job (in the school, not the adult entertainment industry).